This is me (on the left) with my friend Hygiene during my first trip to Disneyland. She drew this.

Hello! I’m Kaizer, your illiterate GL translator. Funny enough, I can speak Chinese, but I’m completely illiterate. I’m able to translate these novel(s) thanks to text-to-speech (shout out to my girl, Ting-Ting) and life-saving dictionary sites.


Because it’s sad to be a group of one and because Ting-Ting* is like 100% the reason why I’m able to do any of this, I have to feature her.

*For those who don’t know, Ting-ting is the voice of the Chinese text-to-speech ability on Apple products.